World of Beeps

I recently upgraded the family Canyonero to a more recent model. The old one was a 2009 model, so I decided I wanted a newer one with better gas mileage, bluetooth audio, Android auto, and other modern features. This car beeps at every possible thing that can happen during normal operation of a car. Get close to something, cross over a line on the road, etc. I pull up behind a car in a drive-thru line and it starts beeping.…